Однажды несла прекрасная девушка кувшин с водой через пустыню и встретила мужчину умирающего от жажды. Он сказал ей:
- О прекрасная, дай мне напиться!
Но девушка пошла дальше. Однако через некоторое время она вернулась, но мужчина был уже мертв.
Так выпьем же за то, чтобы девушки давали нам тогда, когда нам это нужно, а не когда им этого хочется!
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Windows errors
Windows errors
Windows Error:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
Windows error:002 No error, yet.
Windows error:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
Windows error:004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows error:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Windows error:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
Windows error:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.
Windows error:008 Broken Windows. Watch for glass fragments.
Windows error:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.
Windows error:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
Windows error:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.
Windows error:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
Windows error:00D Windows closed. Do not look out.
Windows error:00E Windows open, do not look in.
Windows error:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
Windows error:010 Reserved for future mistakes.
Windows error:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
Windows error:015 Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Windows error:016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete.
Windows error:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
Windows error:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.
Windows error:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
Windows error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
Windows error:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
Windows error:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Windows error:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
Windows error:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
Windows error:01F Reserved for future mistakes.
Windows error:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.
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