Летела пчёлка. Села на красивый цветок. Цветок ей дал нектар. Пчёлка подлетела к другому не менее красивому цветку. Он не дал нектар. Налетела буря. Цветок, который дал нектар остался невредимым, а цветок, который не дал нектар - сломался. Так выпьем же за то, чтобы давали и не ломались.
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Windows errors
Windows Error:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
Windows error:002 No error, yet.
Windows error:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
Windows error:004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows error:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Windows error:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
Windows error:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.
Windows error:008 Broken Windows. Watch for glass fragments.
Windows error:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.
Windows error:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
Windows error:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.
Windows error:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
Windows error:00D Windows closed. Do not look out.
Windows error:00E Windows open, do not look in.
Windows error:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
Windows error:010 Reserved for future mistakes.
Windows error:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
Windows error:015 Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Windows error:016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete.
Windows error:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
Windows error:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.
Windows error:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
Windows error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
Windows error:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
Windows error:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Windows error:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
Windows error:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
Windows error:01F Reserved for future mistakes.
Windows error:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.
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