Windows errors
Прислано byz 12-09-2005 12:52

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Windows Error:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.

Windows error:002 No error, yet.

Windows error:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.

Windows error:004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

Windows error:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.

Windows error:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.

Windows error:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.

Windows error:008 Broken Windows. Watch for glass fragments.

Windows error:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.

Windows error:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.

Windows error:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.

Windows error:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!

Windows error:00D Windows closed. Do not look out.

Windows error:00E Windows open, do not look in.

Windows error:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.

Windows error:010 Reserved for future mistakes.

Windows error:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.

Windows error:015 Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

Windows error:016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete.

Windows error:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

Windows error:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.

Windows error:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!

Windows error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.

Windows error:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.

Windows error:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.

Windows error:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.

Windows error:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.

Windows error:01F Reserved for future mistakes.

Windows error:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.

Windows error:01F Reserved for future mistakes